Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Halloweird



I had two concerns this evening:

1.) Increase tooth decay amongst the children in the surrounding neighborhood.

2.) Watch the Kobe-less Lakers battle it out with the Suns.


That being said I came home and got ready for the siege of lil' "Treaters" as I like to call them.



Let the battle for candy begin!!!



just than...I heard a beat...


yes...


a beat


...in the distance...


In the words Jack Skellington


"What's This!!!"


I went outside and my neighbors kid had brought his set of turntables onto the porch and was dropping some Pharell and Snoop cuts..

you know..."for kids"



I rolled up on him just to see what was "crak'n".




The kid weighs a good 250ty and that's being kind...

but there he was cutting it up on the wheels of steel...like he wanted to win the Technics Dj contest...


he sort of hung over the turntables...like a willow tree...

a big fuck'n willow tree



I introduced myself and said what's up.


He seemed worried I was going to bust up his show...

He said

"Ahm jus out he-ah giv'n som canD' too da kids and play'n some tracks"

and yes that's a quote...and you can quote me on the quote...

I gave him a ok playa pound and I was back to the crib to settle in for the battle..


first off..I felt like I was in a cross between Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean ..because I have never seen so many tiny pirates in all my life...


I saw a kid in a Tigger suit..and yo this kid had a fuck'n goatee...WTF

There was another kid dressed up like the soda cup from Aqua Teen Hunger Force...

These two kids showed up one as Dash from Incredibles and the older one as the Flash...the little one was already tearing up the chocolate...

I swear the kid looked like he had taken a bath in Snickers bars...

he even had chocolate on his belly that was sticking out of from under the foam muscles...

their dad came as Diniro from Taxi Driver..he seemed really psyched when I guessed it..


...and of course he did the “are you talking to me” bit...

He might have been taxi driver...but he was no Diniro..I'll tell you that for nothing...


I saw some zombies and vampires and witches...

The best one of all was a mom who brought her four daughters (dressed as some strange princess/witch fusion) up and all at once they sang a really long Halloween song..


I actually clapped as they took their bows...

Strange indeed...


62 bags of candy later..

the Lakers beat the Suns!!!.



like I said..

Halloweird..


KA-lifornia


Talk To Karl!

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